How to tell when a relationship is over…

... in ninety seconds. A very droll resume of key events when things go wobbly


The navy's most advanced submarine came to a halt and eventually limped into port.

Tying up the cat

When the spiritual teacher and his disciples began their evening meditation, the cat who lived in the monastery made such noise that it distracted them.

Jumping the queue

A journalist is standing with other commuters in a long, snaking line for a bus, when a smartly dressed businessman blatantly cuts into the queue line behind him...

Heaven and hell

A woman who had worked all her life for good causes was granted a strange wish

The tiger and the strawberry

One day while walking through the wilderness a man stumbled upon a vicious tiger.

The atheist and the bear

An atheist was walking through the woods. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a seven foot grizzly bear


Simon was good at one thing: chopping down trees. So, off he went, his axe over his shoulder, in search of work.

Washing up

Two monks worked in the kitchen of a large monastery.

Two cars

Two yuppies were out one sunny summer day, racing around the country lanes, each in their open top sports car.