When the spiritual teacher and his disciples began their evening meditation, the cat who lived in the monastery made such noise that it distracted them.
A journalist is standing with other commuters in a long, snaking line for a bus, when a smartly dressed businessman blatantly cuts into the queue line behind him...
An atheist was walking through the woods. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a seven foot grizzly bear